Previously Posted at my Livejournal. It was written after a really bad date and a walk through the city. Oye, I was an angst ridden young man.
E-Ffish-en-Chips
Alpha male growls as omega man crawls.
The clown fish sits back and listens.
Gamma man bawls.
The lesbian Ish glistens.
Delta girl looks for a mate.
Never finding the right date.
Never being able to cleanse the slate,
The marble of her fate.
Kappa girl spies the others.
Steers as each and every suffers.
Throws out a line.
The clown fish enjoins decline.
She sets her sails and rudders,
For calmer waters.
Alpha male beats his chest.
Omega man lies down to rest.
Delta girl makes a jest.
Kappa girl sails in quest.
Gamma man touches the steel to his breast.
The soft soaps turn garish.
The Greeks lie in lonely parish.
And the lesbian Ish ran away with the fish.