How Jen Plots her Novels

Step 1: Panic!

Step 2: Write 3 sentences that cover the main 3 beats of the story; beginning, middle, end.

Step 2a: (Because I forgot about this one and don’t want to renumber) Write out the character info for the main characters and secondary characters. The main characters should include descriptions of themselves as well as their motivations, weaknesses, strengths, nicknames, etc. Anything I can think of to make them who they are. Secondary characters only need descriptions at this point.

Step 3: Write out everything I can think of in jot note form for each beat.

Step 4: Ignore all of that and start a new document.

Step 5: Break the novel into the 3 parts. Decide how many chapters I want in each, and how many words will be in each chapter. (I usually say 3k as an approximate, 8 chapters in each part.)

Step 6: Copy all the jot notes into their appropriate chapter.

Step 7: Make sure everything flows properly. Fill in any missing information. Add red herrings and foreshadowing at appropriate points.

Optional
Step 8: Count the high action scenes (fight, sex, whatever) and make sure they’re spread out decently.

Not listed: Ask Éric for help at every step above so he can reassure me that I do, in fact, know what I’m doing.

Monsters! Reviews 10-11

Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests was sent out for reviews. Here’s the fourth (and last) batch!

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Joint Signing at Coles Carlingwood Saturday

Hello Friends, Family, and Fans;

Come hang out Saturday at Coles Carlingwood 1-3pm and get some books signed by Jen and Éric. We’ll have a few goodies for those that show up.

Two signings for the (gas) price of one! Join authors Éric and Jen Desmarais at the Coles in the Carlingwood mall to talk about two excellent YA titles.

About the books:

Crushing It by Jen Desmarais. This is a low-stakes queer YA romance novel taking place in the same universe as the Gates of Westmeath series. This story is a heartwarming tale of sharing first love, music, and a passion for STEM. It also has a sequel releasing in 2025.

The Mystery of the Dancing Lights by Éric Desmarais is a time loop mystery novella and the fourth installment of the Elizabeth Investigates series and focuses on exploring the mysteries of a summer camp built on an old government experimental facility.

Event Information

Hope to see you there!

Éric

Monsters! Reviews 7-9

Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests was sent out for reviews. Here’s batch number three!

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Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests by Jen and Éric Desmarais is available for pre-order now!

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Never Have I Ever Urban Fantasy MC Edition

Hi Readers,

I saw a list of Never Have I Ever retro things and I thought it would be fun to make one for Urban Fantasy main characters.

Give your MC 1 point for everything that applies:

  1. Been haunted by their past
  2. Had a family member or close friend betray them
  3. Fall for someone who wasn’t quite human
  4. Gotten into a fight they couldn’t win
  5. Pissed off someone important/dangerous
  6. Died, seemed to die, or faked their death
  7. Travelled somewhere otherworldly
  8. Experienced a power curve that’s practically vertical
  9. Lost their memory
  10. Owned a store, restaurant, or other business
  11. Taken on an apprentice/squire/intern
  12. Given in to carnal desire after a fight
  13. Was nursed back to life by their enemy
  14. Got a magical tattoo or other body modification
  15. Had more than one love interest vying for their attention
  16. Dealt with a prophecy
  17. Quoted pop culture during a fight
  18. Poisoned, cursed, kidnapped, or enslaved
  19. Discovered your dead parent was keeping secrets
  20. Time travelled

Our Results

How do your favourite main characters add up?

Éric

Which Wedding Guest Are You? Monsters! Edition

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Come see us today and this weekend at Ottawa Comiccon

Hello Coffee and Crochet lovers,

JenEric DesignsJenEric CoffeeThe Travelling TARDISJen Desmarais, and Eric Desmarais will be at this year’s (September the 6th to the 8th) Ottawa Comiccon at the EY Centre.

Come get your coffee, crochet, and books!

We’ll be at booths 2604-2606!

Can’t wait to see you there!

Jen and Éric

Spotify Playlist for Monsters!

Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests has some pretty great music in it, so I made a spotify playlist of all the songs, in the order they appear within the book.

Do you think you can figure out what happens during each song?

Songs in order of appearance

  • “The Bare Necessities” by Bruce Reitherman and Phil Harris from Jungle Book
  • “Escape” (piña colada song) by Rupert Holmes
  • “I’d Do Anything For Love” by Meatloaf
  • “Y.M.C.A.” by Village People
  • “Macarena” by The Bayside Boys
  • “My Drums Ate My Baby” by Kings of Rock*
  • “The Best is Yet to Come” by Frank Sinatra
  • “Side by Side” by Kate Smith
  • “Friend Like Me” by Robin Williams from Aladdin
  • “Wedding March” by Felix Mendelssohn
  • “Shadows Live For The Light” by Tommy Fairfield*
  • “Curtain of Love” by The Barrett Family*

*These artists do not exist in real life.

Read about my thoughts on music in this book here!

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The Music of Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests

Hello Readers,

Music is an integral part of setting the mood in movies but when writing a period piece (it hurts to say that 2003 is a period piece) the music is part of the setting.

Like cities and characters, if you want a specific feel (and don’t want to pay lots of money for it) you have to make things up. In the case of Monsters, there are 3 song that are made up for the book, two are references to the Elizabeth series, “My Drums Ate My Baby” by Kings of Rock and “Curtain of Love” by The Barrett Family. Neither of these have music or lyrics yet; someday I’d like to go back and compose these.

The third song is “Shadows Live for the Light” by Tommy Fairfield. This one, Jen wrote the lyrics and the music and it turned out great. She’s really gotten impressive with the guitar and composing.

Have a listen to the song on Spotify or any other music platform.

Isn’t that catchy?

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Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests by Jen and Éric Desmarais is available for pre-order now!

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