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Hello Cinephiles,
Today we’re talking about the 2023 movie Wish.
Story
There were two movies going on, the first half and the second half. The first half is a meandering mess and the second half is halfway between a revolution and some overly saccharine idealized version of Disney.
Score: 0
Characters
While the main character and the king both get some good developement, the rest of the cast don’t, and that’s too bad because they were interesting.
I loved the goat and the star (the nose booping was cute).
Chris Pine ate up this role and was fantastic. I hate that they made a relatable villain who could be redeemed and chose to make it impossible for him because of “magic rules”. It took away his agency. I prefer my villains leaning into evil instead of being trapped in it forever because they read a book. (Good message there, Disney.)
Score: 0.5
Dialogue
There were a lot of great Disney callbacks and inside jokes. Beyond that, most of it was okay but not amazing. The best lines belonged to the villain and the goat.
Score: 0.5
Visuals and Music
Normally I love Disney’s innovation but the characters in this look like a made for TV animation from a decade ago. The backgrounds are spectacular though.
The score is a great homage to older Disney films but the songs are paradoxically catchy and forgettable. Like someone who was trying really hard to write a Disney song instead of a Wish song.
Score: 0.5
Fun
When we watched the movie, it had a weird stuttering in the video when it panned or zoomed. It bothered me enough to play with my settings before I realized it was the movie. It wasn’t fun for me.
The movie itself was fun but not engrossing. I liked the ending enough.
Score: 0.5
Overall
The most forgettable Disney movie since Black Cauldron (although I haven’t seen Home on the Range). It’s not a bad movie but it tries too hard to be a Disney movie and forgets that each has their own special magic.
Final Score: 2 Stars out of 5
