Top 5 things I’ve learned about publishing

Hello Readers,

In honour of this past weekend having been Can-Con I thought I’d write about writing.

I’ve been published now for just over 8 years and there’s a lot I didn’t know about the industry that I wish I did.

5. Publishing is a hurdle not a finish line.

Everyone who writes dreams of the big publishing contracts with advances that will let you quit your job and become the next Stephen King. It isn’t that easy unfortunately (and it wasn’t for Mr. King either.) Most new authors don’t get advances or if they do they’re very small. Even older more established authors don’t get advances anymore.

Once the book is out there’s all kinds of things that have to be done and there’s the next books to think about. It’s a constant cycle.

4. Everyone is underpaid, understaffed, and struggling.

Rarely do authors make enough money to live off and that’s fairly well known but the same can be said about everyone else involved. The majority of small presses are volunteer or owner run. The medium sized ones aren’t much better off and rely on staff that can wear multiple hats.

The same goes all the way down. Booksellers, printers, designers, typesetters, artists, and editors. All of them have multiple jobs and does it out of passion, not for lots of money. (I can’t speak about the big 5 but I’d assume like any corporation that the CEO’s and stockholders are well paid and that’s about it.)

3. A publisher doesn’t sell your book, nor does a distributor.

WIth a few exceptions where a publisher has lots of faith and extra cash, they are in the business of making the best book possible, not selling your book. They will promote and some publishers do events where your book is for sale but it’s your job to push the book.

The same with any distributor, they distribute and will occasionally promote but it’s your job to sell the book.

One of the reason’s it seems that every tik-tok star is getting a publishing contract is that a lot of book selling is really selling you. (Not ideal for a curmudgeonly introvert like myself.)

2. Books don’t last forever.

Books have a shelf life or life cycle. They are born and they hopefully sell and then eventually they die. Big named books being an exception as usual. Most publishing contracts have a 5 to 10 year clause that says if your book doesn’t sell the rights return to you. (If your contract doesn’t say you get the rights back after your book is out of print, insist they change it.)

Series have longer lives because the first few get a boost with every new release.

1. Everything costs money, sort of.

If you are self publishing, you’re paying for everything. If you get a publisher they pay for as much as they can. With a publisher the money should go toward the author.

That’s mostly true, but it’s not always true. Sometimes you need to pay an editor to make sure your book is good enough for submission. Sometimes you need to pay for graphic design work for promotion, and if you’re going to sell your book solo at events, that’s your responsibility.

But just because you aren’t paying for things doesn’t mean they don’t cost the publisher which is why they can’t throw around advertising money like the Big 5.

*Warning* There are a lot of companies out there promising to make your book a best seller. They promise to do everything for a large sum of money. Best case scenario you don’t make your money back. Worst you lose the merchandising, film, and even the copyright to your own books. Writer Beware is an excellent source if you’re approached by these predatory companies.


Thank you for reading and check out some of my books!

Éric

The Rescuers – JenEric Movie Review

Hello Cinephiles,

Today we’re talking about the 1977 film The Rescuers.

Story

It followed the basic recipe of old noire detective stories even, ending on a boat. The story is well contained and cute, but not super original and wastes a lot of time on antics instead of story or characters.

Score: 0.5

Characters

I really like the interplay between the two mains, there was a nice romance arc to them. I also like the competent but humble male lead. It’s a nice switch.

The little girl was cute and the albatross hilarious, but the others were a little boring. The villain felt like a bad copy of Cruella.

Score: 0.5

Dialogue

The dialogue was efficient and had some nice quippy lines. Again, most of the best dialogue was between the two main characters.

Score: 1

Visuals and Music

Watching it on Blu-ray meant being able to see the brush strokes on the stunning backgrounds. This movie was beautiful. I can see where this still influenced other film makers.

The music was good, especially the songs.

Score: 1

Fun

It’s a fun, easy to watch adventure movie with two likeable main characters. What’s not to like? The 6yo and the 4yo were glued to their seats (a refreshing change).

Score: 1

Overall

A classic adventure movie that is absolutely beautiful to watch and has two of the most likeable main characters in animated history.

Final Score: 4 Stars out of 5

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Get your Hands Dirty…and then Clean Again – The Holiday Shopping List

Sofi’s Silly Slime

Sofi’s Silly Slime is where I create and make handmade custom and designer slimes, make DIY Slime kits, prepare party favours, loot bags and sell other sensory items like squishies. Slime is beneficial for creativity, focus, fine motor skill development,

Where to find them

www.sofissillyslime.com

www.facebook.com/sofissillyslime

www.instagram.com/sofis_silly_slime

Shipping Deadline

December 15th

Sales

I offer contact free curb pick up, CONTACT FREE delivery, as well as International shipping at current Canada Post rates. From October 6th to December 29th we are offering FREE DELIVERY TUESDAYS.


Tubby Tabby Soaps

Tubby Tabby Soaps is a (queer) family-owned, small-batch, handmade soap company based out of Ottawa. Sometimes geeky and sometimes classic, we make soaps and solid shampoo bars that always keep the earth in mind.

Where to find them

Shipping Deadline

ON/QC: December 11, 2020. Rest of Canada: December 4, 2020. USA: November 27, 2020

Sales

JENERIC for 10% off regular-priced products. Valid until December 31, 2020.


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Material Art – The Holiday Shopping List

Popsquatch Designs

Nerd themed tee shirts and goodies! We make traditional shirts as well as bleach dyed designs in all sizes from infant to 3X.

Where to find them

www.Popsquatch.ca

Shipping Deadline

Ottawa, December 15th

Rest of Canada, December 4th

Sales

Free shipping within Ottawa


twoemu creations

Handmade items from new & upcycled materials, many items in geeky prints. Aprons, Hanging towels, Christmas Stockings, Bow ties, Scrappie Critters and more

Where to find them

www.twoemucreations.com

Facebook: twoemu creations

IG: twoemucreations

Shipping Deadline

December 4th for ready made items within Canada

Sales

Sale on twoemucreations website on many items from Nov 1-Dec 4th


The Holiday Shopping List

Find all your holiday gifts from local Canadian Artists.


Accessories etc – The Holiday Shopping List

JenEric Designs

Scarves, hats, hair clips, dice bags, and everything else crocheted a geek might want for the holidays.

Where to find them

coffee.jeneric-designs.ca

Shipping Deadline

December 11th

Sales

Free Shipping in Canada over $75 with code CANFREESHIP


Pastel Dreams Nikki

Selling creepy cute, pastel goth, and fairy kei products such as mask bundles, scrunchies, hair bows, dice bags, and much more! New products are created every month 🙂

Where to find them

http://pasteldreamsnikki.bigcartel.com/

Shipping Deadline

December 8th

Sales

Limited quantities of bundles available


The Holiday Shopping List

Find all your holiday gifts from local Canadian Artists.


Jewellery etc – The Holiday Shopping List


Float or Fly

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Handmade chain maille jewellery and holiday ornaments that are colourful and lightweight – a modern twist on a medieval artform.

Where to find them

https://www.floatorfly.com/

https://www.facebook.com/FloatOrFly/

https://www.instagram.com/floatorfly/

Shipping Deadline

December 4 (December 13 for local pickup/delivery in Ottawa)

Sales

Free local delivery on purchases of $20 or more, and use code HOLIDAYLIST for 15% off until December 13


Stitchnanigans

Geeky, nerdy and snarky cross stitches, patterns and kits.  Geeky cabuchon pendants as well!!

Where to find them

www.etsy.com/ca/shop/Stitchnanigans

www.instagram.com/stitchnanigansstitching

www.facebook.com/Stitchnanigans1

Shipping Deadline

Dec 5 Canada and US, Nov 15 international

Sales

10% off all cross stitch patterns, as well as all pendants, when purchased on Etsy. https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/Stitchnanigans?coupon=CON2020


The Holiday Shopping List

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Art – The Holiday Shopping List


Brainy Bird Creations

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Original acrylic and watercolour paintings, prints, digital illustration, and custom pet portraits.

Where to find them

www.brainybirdcreations.com

www.facebook.com/brainybirdcreations

www.instagram.com/brainybirdart

Shipping Deadline

First or second week of December

Sales

Special on 8×8 wood panel custom pieces and a few other special promos


Gilove2dance Designs

Buttons, prints, keychains, stickers from various fandoms including Doctor Who, Voltron, Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and more!

Where to find them

http://www.lindsaycoderre.com/

Shipping Deadline

December 13th


The Wishing Fish

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Whimsical, traditional medium and digital art illustrations. Custom commission, art prints, and colouring pages.

Where to find them

Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/TheWishingFish

Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Wishing-Fish/shop

Website:  www.thewishingfish.ca

Instagram: @thewishingfish

Spoonflower: https://www.spoonflower.com/profiles/the_wishing_fish_

Shipping Deadline

December 15th


The Holiday Shopping List

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Objects of Art – The Holiday Shopping List

9five7 Pyrography

Geeky/wood burned art

Where to find them

9five7.deviantart.com

Shipping Deadline

December 15th


Dark Arts by Sonia

Bespoke, handcrafted leather gifts and art.

Where to find them

http://darkartsbysonia.weebly.com

Shipping Deadline

December 14th


The Holiday Shopping List

Find all your holiday gifts from local Canadian Artists.