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Hello Cinephiles,
Today we’re talking about the 2003 film Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Story
The story is a nice reversal of the kidnapped princess trope. It has a lot of back and forth travelling but never feels slow, despite being almost two and half hours long.
That being said, it’s not original and a lot of the plot relies on intelligent characters being idiots.
Score: 0.5
Characters
The characters feel jarringly cartoonish but they fit perfectly in the world. It’s impressive how much depth and understanding the audience gets from the character’s quips and actions.
Score: 1
Dialogue
The movie isn’t historically accurate and no one wanted it to be. The dialogue is quippy, irreverent, and funny.
Score: 1
Visuals and Music
The visuals are all absolutely stunning but suffer from the early 2000’s obsessions with quick-cuts and shaky-cam.
The music is spectacular and makes the movie worth it on it’s own.
Score: 0.5
Fun
Everyone seemed to enjoy the movie. I was worried because we’d watched it with a 2yo Dragon and she’d been bored. Not this time; she was riveted and loved it. Pegasus seemed indifferent. The rest of the family loved it.
I’ll be honest, I don’t like Johnny Depp. He normally has little charisma and plays only two characters. Cpt. Jack however is one of the characters he does extremely well.
Score: 1
Overall
A wonderful historical fantasy with amazing dialogue, music, and scenery.
Final Score: 4 Stars out of 5