Magic Key?

Dear Readers,

Here’s a conversation my kids had yesterday. Reminder that Pegasus is two and Dragon is five.

Pegasus: I want a cupcake.

Me: *Clears throat agressively*

Dragon: What’s the magic key?

Pegasus: Magic key?

Me: She means say please.

Pegasus: Please can I have the magic key?

Me: No, say please for the cupcake.

Pegasus: Please for cupcake. *I give him a cupcake* Where’s magic key?

Me: She meant magic word, which is please.

Dragon: The magic key is please.

Pegasus: Can I have magic key please?

Me: There is no key, it’s a word.

Pegasus: What’s magic word?

Me: Please.

Pegasus: *Confused* Can I have magic key please?

Dragon: *Mimes handing him a key* Here you go.

Pegasus: Yay! Magic key!

Me: *Throws hands in the air* Eat your cupcake please.

Some days I feel like an extra in Who’s on First.

Hope that made you smile.

Stay safe and be kind,

Éric

Better Nate Than Ever – JenEric Movie Review

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Hello Cinephiles,

Today we’re talking about the 2022 film Better Nate Than Ever.

Story

This is a combination of musical, kid running away, and trying to reach your dream. It’s fairly predictable but lots of fun. I liked the friendship and I really liked the casualness of his sexuality.

I do feel there should have at least been a little bit of dialogue about him running away between him and his parents. They should have at least admitted that they pushed him to run away with their disregard for his dreams.

Score: 0.5

Characters

I didn’t like the parents. I found they were, as usual for an American movie, too focused on the sports star and too dismissive of the younger son. I also found the line where the dad is justifying Nate sleeping over at a girls house a little ridiculous. He says that’s it okay because, “Nate is different.” That works if they’ve had a talk about his sexuality, but if the dad is just guessing, that’s a dangerous line of thought. We bisexuals exist and there are a lot of boys who look or sound gay and are somewhere else in the spectrum.

The dynamics between the best friend and Nate are great and I love the aunt. The brother’s growth is well done.

Score: 0.5

Dialogue

The dialogue was pure Broadway fan with a few explanations for those who didn’t know. It was clever, witty, and quick while still being hopeful and naive. I loved it.

Score: 1

Visuals and Music

The movie was excellently framed and shot, making perfect use of the camera without being too static. The sets and locations were a great mix.

The music was perfectly picked and the musical numbers were a lot of fun.

Score: 1

Fun

This is a feelgood movie with lots of hope and talent. My 2yo was glued to the screen and my 5yo was writhing on the floor in second-hand embarrassment (she really doesn’t like movies where kids lie to their parents.)

The rest of us had big grins on our faces most of the time.

Score: 1

Overall

A fun, exciting, and musically filled film with lots of heart. I hope that the matter-of-fact treatment of sexuality is something we’ll see more of in the future.

This movie will make you smile and want to get up and dance. It almost made me want to audition for something.

Final Score: 4 Stars out of 5

Guitar Lessons Part 38

Feb 9: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING

I played the 3 songs from the learning app. I passed the second part of the mountain king song!!!! I only got one star, but I passed!

And then my daughter said, “you’re not very good at this.”

Ouch, child. You’re supposed to be encouraging, not mean.

Then I played my 3 songs and the French song. I felt like my voice was better today, so that was nice. And I only stumbled over the French words once, which is a vast improvement.

Then I tried to figure out Kennedy’s theme. This is where I have no idea what I’m doing. I played around with different chords, but I couldn’t really get the rhythm to change, so I need to figure this out.

I’ve got some time. It’s only mid-February and my publisher won’t have time to work on my book trailer until April, but yeesh I have a lot of work to do to figure this out.

Feb 10: Omg

I managed to get through the entire mountain king song!! Only (2, 1, 1) stars on it, but I completed it!!!

I also played my three songs and the French song. They all make me so happy.

Still trying to figure out Kennedy’s theme. No clue what I’m doing. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Feb 11: Slow and steady

I played the 3 learning app songs again. I messed up the first time I tried mountain king, but I got it the second time.

Then I played my 3 songs. I didn’t have time for the French one. I paid close attention to the rhythms for them and I think I’m more consistent, which is nice.

Also, my voice didn’t crack today. I wish I knew what the difference was.

Feb 12: Listening

Today, my daughter’s school board had a virtual presentation of a whole variety of African instruments by a Black musician.

We learned about how the instruments were made and listened to some incredible music. He’s been playing these instruments for so long that he doesn’t know what age he started learning them. His father made the kora that he played many songs for us on (my favourite was the love song).

I also really liked the sound of the balaphon (the precursor to the xylophone).

I was hoping I would also get some idea of how to write Kennedy’s theme, but I kinda forgot about that.

Feb 13: Thoughts

I managed to get through the learning app songs. It took me two attempts to get through the mountain king though.

I then played my three songs. No time for the French song.

But I had a thought while I was playing the ballad; I could use the chorus from the ballad as a motif in Kennedy’s theme.

I’m going to think about that a little longer.

Feb 14: Valentine’s

We don’t really do anything for Valentine’s Day. We gave the kids matching Raya pyjamas and bought each other popcorn.

I played the learning app songs. I passed them all. I got two stars on the mountain king song, which I’m very pleased about. Slowly but surely I’m getting there.

I played my three songs. I’m feeling much more confident with them. Not at concert-level, but perhaps I’ll record the wedding song later this week, if I have time.

I also played the French song for the first time in something like 4 days. It went pretty well, but I stumbled over the words a couple times and was off by half a beat in the middle section, which was weird.

I Have joined ALL the Social Media

Hello My Imaginary Friend,

I have officially opened accounts at TikTok, Instagram, and Youtube. They even have a post.

@ericdesmaraisauthor Typesetting for the novel I co-wrote with my wife @authorjendesmarais ♬ original sound – Éric Desmarais

Turns out embedding into a post is a pain in the butt. I was surprised to see that TikTok was the easiest site to do it with.

So without further ado, here are all my social media accounts. Please like and subscribe or whatever:

And here are Jen’s:

Stay safe and Be kind,

Éric

Birth of the Aetherverse – Chapter 4 (Serial Story)


Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11 | Chapter 12


Chapter 4: The Gate and the Fox go to Atlantis

I barely had time to move out of the way as a spear flew by my head. I desperately wanted to look back at where it landed, but I had to close the gate.

The gate was the size of an elephant standing on its hind legs; it would let in an army very quickly. I did the only thing I could think of and ripped the entire structure out of the Fay Realms and tossed it into the Aether.

The Aether is a place of pure chaos and magic. If something, or someone, isn’t protected while inside, it will devour them and leave nothing but memories behind.

I turned back and found the fox, skewered by the spear. She whimpered gently as the spear dissolved around her. The realm’s deep hate for metal was still strong even all these years after the first civil war. 

I saw the life flowing out of her and my heart ached. There was nothing I could do to save her. Even my magic had limits.

Peaseblosson looked at the fox and cried. They picked up the fragile body and said, “I have nothing but a Fay’s magic left in me, but I give it all to you so that you can heal. Please live.”

My sibling’s last shreds of power flowed into the fox and mingled with the creature’s own magic. The result was a core of magic more powerful than any I’d seen.

Falling to the ground, the two breathed heavily, but they were alive.

“I feel weak,” said Peaseblossom.

“Thank you,” replied the fox. Her voice was soft and sweet, but with an authority that demanded attention.

As I watched, the fox grew into a beautiful woman. Her colouring was simpler as a human. Her skin was a tan colour that was almost orange, while her hair was black as the night without stars. 

Despite my age, I was a young fool at the time and thought I fell in love at that instant. I know now that I fell in love with her every day we were together.

My mouth opened and closed like a fish gasping for air and both of them, thankfully, ignored me.

“I will never forget what you did for me,” the fox said.

Smiling wanly, Peaseblosson said, “It was the least I could do. You released me from the burdens of being a Fay Lord. Now I can go live amongst the Humans.”

“You mean Everworld?” I asked.

The fox laughed and said, “For those of us that have walked the Deep Realms, time is just a direction to walk in. You must meet the humans. They are interesting.”

“What do we call you?” asked Peaseblossom.

The fox waited and said, “Call me Randi… Randi Peaseblossom. If that’s acceptable.”

“Yes. I would like that. Now I think I’d like to settle in Atlantis.”

As we walked towards the middle of the forest that was the Deep Realms, I felt something strange. I looked at where the gate had been and saw that there was a thin spot where the gate had punched a hole between universes.

I did my best to patch it, but it would require returning and repairing it every couple of centuries.

Atlantis was a wonder. A place of human imagination and power. Humans, I learned, were from Earth and had apparently taken over after the dinosaurs. They were very similar to us and those who had made their home in Everworld. It leads me to believe that there is some force at work shaping sentience. 

Somehow, humans had learned to harness the powers of magic so efficiently that they’d carved out a new realm adjacent to Earth, which they called Atlantis. They understood magic in ways me and my family had never considered. 

Peaseblossom joined the great world and became a musician. Although they no longer had any magic, their music was amazing.

“How long do you plan on spending here?” asked Randi one day as we walked the markets of Atlantis. We’d been sharing a small apartment with Peaseblossom and we were both learning about the Atlanteans. It was a calm life and honestly, I was happy. We had masked our magical signatures to look like simple Fay. I didn’t want to get involved with the royals or court.

The smell of food was heavy in the air with cumin, cinnamon, and silphium. My stomach grumbled and I didn’t know how to answer the question. I tried to be cool, but stuttered, “I was having a nice time here with you and this place is lovely I… I…” I shrugged.

She laughed and rolled her eyes before saying, “I have a bad feeling something is going to happen.”

No sooner had she said it than trumpets roared over the market and a cryer announced, “Lord Oberon, Lady Titania, and their son Melchior. Rulers of the Fay Realms.

I hoped to not be noticed, but of course Oberon saw us in the markets and loudy called to me, “Brother, join us. We go to see the greatest magic in Atlantis. They say it’s the work of the gods but I don’t remember making it.” He laughed at his own joke. 

Randi and I climbed aboard their chariot and I nodded to Titania and tried not to shudder at the sight of Melchior. Although still a young teen, he exuded power in the same way an uncontrolled brushfire did. From a distance he was beautiful, up close he was terrifying.

“What is this magic?” Randi asked.

“And who are you?” Oberon asked, lechery oozing out of him.

“This is Lady Randi Peaseblossom,” I said to him, a little petulance and defensiveness creeping into my voice. Using the name of one of the original five was a way of saying you were a descendant of theirs.

Putting a gentle hand on mine, Randi said, “I’m Robin’s girlfriend. Although I haven’t told him that yet.” 

My brother roared with laughter and Randi winked at me. My heart then tried to match the beat of a hummingbird’s and I missed a large part of the conversation.

It wasn’t until I heard the word “gate” that I came back to the conversation fully. I was going to ask the nature of this gate when we came up to it.

I recognized the magical signature immediately. Somehow, the gate I’d tossed into the Aether and that should have been destroyed by the raw power was sitting on a hillside in Atlantis. Worse, there were the hundreds of smaller versions created by the Atlanteans.

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Stardust – JenEric Movie Review

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Hello Cinephiles,

Today we’re talking about the 2007 film Stardust.

Story

This is a wonderful mish-mash of fairytale stories. I like the concept and the idea. The plot and adventure are great. The romance, however, is bland and uninteresting.

Score: 0.5

Characters

The supporting cast are facinating and all the actors are great. I find the character of Tristan goes from annoying to mildly likeable. Yvaine is basically the same, except that she doesn’t get much development. Again, the romance is the least interesting part.

Captain Shakespeare makes the movie though.

Score: 0.5

Dialogue

The dialogue is quick and quippy, but not particularly iconic.

Score: 0.5

Visuals and Music

The sets, fight scenes, special effects, and scenery are amazing. Combined with some clever cinematography, it makes the movie worth a watch.

The music is epic and genius. Each character got a theme that is both recognizable without pulling you out of the film.

Score: 1

Fun

This movie is fun. It has adventure, comedy, and action.

The kids were glued to it and the adults loved it.

Score: 1

Overall

A bland romance and mediocre main characters make what should be an epic fairytale adventure mostly forgetful. Thankfully, the cinematography, music, and secondary characters make the movie more memorable.

Final Score: 3.5 Stars out of 5

Guitar Lessons Part 37

Feb 3: Chord progressions

I played my songs today, and then I played Let It Go, which I haven’t played since before Christmas.

And I noticed immediately that the chord progression is the same for Let It Go and The Ballad of The Phantom and the Wraith.

So that’s pretty cool.

Feb 4: Ten minutes

How much can you practice in ten minutes?

If that’s all the time you’ve got, you make the most of it.

I tuned and then played my three songs. I didn’t even have time to play the French song.

I tried to put more strumming in Get to Know You. It sounded weird.

I paid attention to the rhythms in the wedding song. My voice kept wavering and cracking and I’m really glad I wasn’t performing it today. Yikes.

I tried to keep my rhythm steady in the ballad. Ooooh the ballad! I sent that off to my music mentor last weekend to get his opinion. I literally sent him the recording of the very first time I played the song the whole way through. He got back to me last night.

He said, “You have great lyrical structure and the chords and melody work great. It tells a great story, and I think story telling is a lost art in our music industry today. Made me think about some of the great musicians from the 70s who spun some great yarns, but maybe didn’t get the limelight they deserved.”

😍😍😍

Totally made my day.

He also gave me tips on how to improve it with dynamics, chord extensions, and changes in rhythms.

Therefore my first goal is to get used to the song structure. Then I will figure out how to change things up a bit so that it makes sense.

Despite only having a few minutes to play, I had a good day today.

Feb 5: Everything hurts

Well, maybe not everything. My fingers don’t hurt.

But my strumming arm does. It hurts to lift my arm past my shoulder.

I played my learning app and only made one mistake in Sugar Plum Fairy!

I then played my three songs.

I’m mostly satisfied with how I played today.

Feb 6: Tried new challenges

I looked through the classical options for level 5 in my app and tried a bunch of them out. This is the same level as the Sugar Plum Fairy. I played Vivaldi’s Winter (meh), Debussy’s Clair de Lune (will continue), and In the Hall of the Mountain King (SO HARD, I can’t wait to master this!).

I also played my songs. I’m finding it difficult to keep up the fast rhythm for the Ballad. I’ll get better, certainly, the more I practice. I’m much more consistent with my rhythms for the wedding song. I think I’m almost at a point where I feel comfortable recording myself playing it.

Feb 7: Gahhhhhhhh!

The new challenging songs on my learning app are HARD! I gave up after one attempt. My brain just isn’t moving fast enough today.

I played my songs. They’re coming along nicely.

Kinda want to write a new song without lyrics to include in the book launch video. Should probably talk to my publisher about that…

Feb 8: Voice

I think my singing needs work. My voice kept cracking today during practice.

I played the 3 songs on the learning app. I actually got 3 stars on the mountain king first part, which I’m very proud of. And then I floundered and failed two seconds into the second part. I’ll get there. It’s hard, but omg it’ll be so worth it when I manage to play the whole thing!

I played my three songs and the French song as well. My rhythm felt much improved for the ballad. I noticed a few places where I missed the timing, but that’s much better.

I’ve also noticed that my D chord is not consistent. I need to practice getting into it quickly.

I’ve thought some more about talking to my publisher about making the music for the book trailer. And then I talked to him. And he said yes! So I’m going to try to figure out a theme for Kennedy that sounds like her.

As my 5yo daughter says, she likes pink. How do you play “pink”? Lol

In all seriousness, I want to try to come up with a theme that sounds friendly, cheerful, and optimistic, with an undercurrent of hesitancy.

Right.

I’ll get right on that. 👀

I am not a composer, people. I have no idea what I’m doing.

Other than challenging myself, I guess!

Typesetting Assassins! Accidental Matchmakers

Hello Readers and book lovers,

The typesetting for Assassins! Accidental Matchmakers has started. This is the first version called an Advanced Reader Copy that will go to reviewers and people who will blurb the book.

One of the perks of being with a smaller press and being a professional typesetter (AKA: Internal Layout Artist) is that they let me do the insides.

I’m really excited for this book and I can’t wait to share it with everyone… Unfortunately, unless you’re getting an ARC, you’ll have to wait until September.

Social Media

We have a lot of different things planned for promotion. The first will be creating new social media accounts.

Stay tuned for the saga or the 38 year old trying to figure out social media that isn’t fifteen to twenty years old. (Google+ is still a thing right?)

Éric