Simply Irresistible – JenEric Movie Review

How This Works – Read Other Reviews

Hello Cinephiles,

Today we’re talking about the 1999 film Simply Irresistible.

Story

This story is a mess. The character’s motivations are weird, the plot is all over the place, and the magic is inconsistent. There’s a strange surreal atmosphere that makes me wonder if it was meant to be a romantic take on absurdist plays.

Score: 0

Characters

The characters are blandly written and despite a few moments of real romance, the only reason it’s not downright bad is the skill of the actors and how willing they are to lean into the ridiculous.

Score: 0.5

Dialogue

The dialogue when things get really weird is extremely relatable and often hilarious. There are some great banter exchanges but a lot of it is cringe worthy.

Score: 0.5

Visuals and Music

The cinematography is surprisingly well done with some absolutely fascinating camera angles and stagings.

The score is heavy handed but the songs are nice and nostalgic.

Score: 1

Fun

This was one of my favourite rom-coms when I was in my teens. I’m sure that says a lot about me but I still find it charming and entertaining.

My wife (the romance novelist) was annoyed with the a lot of the film and the rest of the family seemed confused or nervous throughout.

Score: 1

Overall

This movie is a mess but views well if treated as a surrealist commentary on romance and corporate waste. If you like cheese this is a good choice but if you prefer more rom in your com this isn’t for you.

Final Score: 3 Stars out of 5

Twenty years of blogging (11 serious) and 10 years of serial stories

Hello Friends, Family, and Fans;

I have officially been blogging now for twenty years. My first livejournal post was May 2004. (Wow, was my grammar and spelling bad… it still is but back then it was much worse.) Rereading some posts, it’s a lot of angsty stuff with a little bit of what would become my style.

I blogged on and off until I decided to become an author in 2013. I was told that I needed to have a web presence and a blog was the best way to do it. Not sure if it was, but it’s been worth it in other ways. I’ve managed to write a little every week since then and it’s become part of who I am. Not sure I could stop if I wanted to.

One of the staples since April 2014 has been my Serial Stories. I’m currently writing the 11th annual one (Read Red Day, Ere the Sun Rises) and It’s kept me going when I’ve had trouble writing other things.

The first 5 years are collected in Coffee Shop Between the ‘Verses.

Coffee Shop Between the ‘Verses

Jackie sometimes likes to have conversations with the characters, and as he reads five novellas in the small Ontario town of Baker…

In The Ridiculous Adventures of Felix Felicitous, the grumpy Felix is thrown into an adventure through time, despite his protestations.

In Only Human, Rachel has accidentally signed up for the University of Monsters.

In Wargrave Island, Inspector Riko Dulac has to find out who’s killing all her former high school classmates before there’s no one left.

In Database of the Ageless Kings, Sophia rebuilds an alien ship, only to find the galactic prince still inside.

In Devices of Desire, follow Artemis, Diana, and Ezekiel as they navigate secret identities, demons, and love in the kingdom of Cillian.

Are the characters Jackie is talking with real? Is he just talking to himself? Or is something else going on?

49th Shelf Coffee Shop Between the 'Verses
Indigo Books Coffee Shop Between the 'Verses
Archambault Coffee Shop Between the 'Verses
Amazon Coffee Shop Between the 'Verses
Rakuten Kobo Coffee Shop Between the 'Verses
Apple Books Coffee Shop Between the 'Verses

Not stopping anytime soon

I’ve accomplished a lot over the past twenty years, and I might not be living off my writing yet (You hear that, Universe: YET). I’m happy with what I’ve done so far and I have SOOOO many more stories to tell. That won’t change, even though other things might.

Thank you to those who have been reading since the beginning, and I hope I’ve helped make your lives a little more entertaining.

Stay safe and be kind,

Éric

Ten Years of Coffee!

Hello Coffee Lovers,

Ten years ago, I got the idea of roasting my own coffee. It was born from a combination of wanting to contribute to JenEric Designs sales and find a flavoured coffee that wouldn’t hurt my stomach.

This was the first ever coffee I roasted.

With this first batch, I decided to keep trying, and after figuring out the timing for adding the flavouring, I started roasting enough for Pop Expo 2014. I managed to roast a total of 10lbs.

Look how tiny it is:

We had 3 flavours available that year; Butter Rum, Cinnamon, and Chocolate Hazelnut.

The price we charged at the time was $10 for 125g (a little over 4oz). Shockingly, with better equipment and suppliers, we were able to bring the price down about 8 years ago to $8 for 4oz.

There have been times I’ve considered quitting, but it is something I love doing. I’ll never be able to retire on it, but it’s a fun job.

Overall, we’ve been extremely lucky with equipment, suppliers, and especially clients.

Thank you for ten great years!

Éric

Tarzan (1999) – JenEric Movie Review

How This Works – Read Other Reviews

Hello Cinephiles,

Today we’re talking about the 1999 film Tarzan.

Story

Not a huge departure from the book but the changes are pure Disney. That being said, it is the Disney animated movie with the most deaths other than Mulan.

There’s a nice slow pace to the movie that despite the brutality of the antagonists is kinda refreshing.

Score: 1

Characters

Rebellious Tarzan, curious Jane, overprotective but right father figure. The characters are all fairly cliché but it works.

Score: 0.5

Dialogue

The dialogue is fun and quotable.

Score: 1

Visuals and Music

The animation is spectacular and extremely well done. The movement and details are excellent.

The music went hard and is utterly fantastic.

Score: 1

Fun

I’m not a huge fan of kids dying and the beginning really caught me by surprise. It also annoyed me how privileged and innocent all the English characters were.

That being said, the music, pace, and joy in the movie are worth it.

Score: 0.5

Overall

An oft-forgotten Disney classic with amazing music and great visuals. It does have some sad parts but the happy ones make up for it.

Final Score: 4 Stars out of 5

How Éric Plots his Novels

Hello Friends, Family, and Fans,

On Friday, Jen explained how she plots her novels. Now it’s my turn. This is the way I do it mostly. Sometimes I just jump right in, and when I’m writing with Jen we blend our methods.

Step 1: Have an idea

This is the most exciting step. I get a thought about a character, story, scene, villain, mood, or concept, and then I let my mind wander. Sometimes it takes years before I move past this point.

Step 2: Talk to Jen

This is the stage were I get excited and talk to Jen about it. If she gets excited, that’s great, if not then I need to think some more.

Step 3: Write something down

This can take the form of a Proof of Concept (a short story or first 1000 words of a novel), a blurb, or if I’m really excited, an outline.

Step 4: Math and tables

Before I start writing my outline, I start with my numerical goals. I need to decide if I want shorter or longer chapters, length of the book, 3 act structure or 5 act structure like Freytag’s pyramid, possible sequels, first or third person, and how many points of view.

Next, if I’m doing it right, I start making information tables for each of the main characters (I’ll be honest I sometimes do this later during writing. Every time I forget to do it I regret it.) I also like to build the same information for towns or locations.

Step 5: Outline

At this point, I write a list of everything that should happen in each part of the book and throw as much as I can at the page. Then I try to make a list of all the chapters, with who the POV is and place the events I have in the chapters.

I spend a lot of time on the story beats based off the act structure I chose. (I really like using elements from the Hero’s Journey.) Sometimes these are as simple as “needs scar” or “action scene”

This leaves a lot more holes than you’d think. I try my best to fill in as much about the first act as I can.

I also put in an ending for the book.

Step 6: Write while editing outline

No plan runs perfectly smoothly. As I write, I discover what I like about the story and what I don’t, and I need to adjust. I also get ideas for future scenes or plot points and add them to the outline.

In The Mystery of the Dancing Lights, my original outline was completely different, and I realized I wasn’t feeling the plot, so I wrote in the time loop and had to stop writing to adjust the entire outline.

Step 7: Obsessed about the book

I think about the book and daydream about it non-stop and as I do that, I get ideas and plot points. I add those to the outline.

Step 8: Make myself look clever

When I notice themes or have a definite ending, I start adding foreshadowings and more thematic elements into the outline (sometimes I have to go back to add them).


This is the ideal and every book I’ve written has had modifications. I try to follow the rule of “follow your instincts” as much as possible. Just because the outline says something doesn’t mean I’ll do it if I feel it’s not right.

I also spend a lot of time talking to Jen about the book and getting her feedback. If she gets the forehead scrunch or starts to twirl her hair and staring off at a distance, I know it’s not working for her.

Stay safe and be kind,

Éric

How Jen Plots her Novels

Step 1: Panic!

Step 2: Write 3 sentences that cover the main 3 beats of the story; beginning, middle, end.

Step 2a: (Because I forgot about this one and don’t want to renumber) Write out the character info for the main characters and secondary characters. The main characters should include descriptions of themselves as well as their motivations, weaknesses, strengths, nicknames, etc. Anything I can think of to make them who they are. Secondary characters only need descriptions at this point.

Step 3: Write out everything I can think of in jot note form for each beat.

Step 4: Ignore all of that and start a new document.

Step 5: Break the novel into the 3 parts. Decide how many chapters I want in each, and how many words will be in each chapter. (I usually say 3k as an approximate, 8 chapters in each part.)

Step 6: Copy all the jot notes into their appropriate chapter.

Step 7: Make sure everything flows properly. Fill in any missing information. Add red herrings and foreshadowing at appropriate points.

Optional
Step 8: Count the high action scenes (fight, sex, whatever) and make sure they’re spread out decently.

Not listed: Ask Éric for help at every step above so he can reassure me that I do, in fact, know what I’m doing.

Monsters! Reviews 10-11

Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests was sent out for reviews. Here’s the fourth (and last) batch!

Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests by Jen and Éric Desmarais is available now!

Indigo Books Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests
Archambault Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests
Amazon Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests
Rakuten Kobo Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests
Apple Books Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests

Add it to your “Want to read” on Goodreads here!