O Tannen-bomb – Chapter 1/2

This story takes place the Christmas after the events of Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests and Winging It.

The story was written by Jen and Éric Desmarais with the help of Dragon Desmarais.


Saturday the 13th of December, 2003 – Westmeath, Ontario

They were halfway down the corridor to the cafeteria before the music reached their ears.

“Maybe that’ll be you in a few years,” Kennedy said to her teenage brother, Tommy.

He cocked his head, listening. “Nah, that’s a string quartet. I don’t plan on changing instruments.”

Jason chuckled. “They don’t get the same band year after year. You have a chance.”

“I think I’d rather spend my time eating that delicious smelling food,” Tommy replied. “And dancing with my boyfriend,” he added, squeezing Carter’s hand.

“I love the variety of decorations,” Carter said. “You’d think the mishmash of cultures would be chaotic, but it works really well.”

“You should tell Amita that,” Kennedy said. “This party is all her doing. She’s been talking about it for weeks.”

“Oh, it’s Amita now?” Jason murmured. “You finally managed to drop the ‘doctor’?”

Kennedy grimaced. “She had me practise. To her face. I still feel awkward about it, though.”

The corridor opened up to the large room, and the teenage boys halted in awe, almost tripping the older couple.

“I forget that you’ve never visited me at work,” Kennedy said. “We’ve had school groups in for field trips. Didn’t you come last year, Carter?”

“Yeah, but there weren’t five ginormous Christmas trees in the building then,” he said, shaking his head.

“We’re supposed to come in early January,” Tommy said absentmindedly, eyes wide as he took in the two full walls of floor-to-ceiling windows.

Through them, even with the lighting creating a mirror effect, they could make out the snowy courtyard and the fields beyond.

Carter recovered first. “They’re making some of the Everdome recipes we brought back with us! Come on!” He grabbed Tommy’s hand and pulled him to the buffet tables.

Kennedy was about to follow them, but Jason tugged her hand, pulling her against him. He pressed his nose to her neck, his fingers trailing down the mostly bare skin of her back as he inhaled deeply. 

Her knees went weak. “Jason?” she murmured.

“Have I told you exactly how much I want to tear this dress off you?”

Kennedy bit her lip to hold in her laughter. Her emerald green dress, styled after the iconic Jessica Rabbit dress, never failed to drive him wild. “Many times. But if you tear it, I can’t wear it again.”

“The torture would end,” he teased.

“Excuse me,” said a new voice.

They side-stepped out of the doorway and she pinned him against the wall. “What about you?”

“What about me?”

“That waistcoat and your rolled up sleeves are doing things to me.”

He grinned at her. “What kind of things, and can I get involved?”

Kennedy walked her fingers up the buttons on his chest. “Absolutely. When we get home.” She pulled away. “But right now, I want food, and then I want to dance with my handsome husband.”

Jason looked around comedically. “Where is he?”

She laughed and caught his chin in her hand. “Right where he’s supposed to be.” She pressed a chaste kiss to his lips. “Let’s be sociable.”

“If we must,” he groaned dramatically.

“Oh good, I was hoping I would get to say hello before the New Year,” Dr. Amita teased them when they approached the near-groaning buffet tables.

“You outdid yourself,” Jason said. “How will you surpass this next year?”

Amita waved a hand. “Pssh, nobody will remember this one next year.”

“I remember that you only had four trees last year, and this time you’ve got five,” Kennedy pointed out.

“Is it some sort of pardonable offence that you cut down trees to bring inside?” Jason asked.

Amita raised an eyebrow. “I only cut down trees from the side of the family that I don’t like,” she said dryly.

They glared at each other for a moment before Amita chuckled, followed by Jason. “You know they’re replantable trees,” she said.

“And yet I will continue to pretend you murder your family members every year,” he replied.

Kennedy rolled her eyes. “Sometimes I forget that you two go way back. I should’ve known Jason wouldn’t insult someone like that otherwise.”

“Go dance. You haven’t fulfilled the romantic quota for the night yet.” Amita shooed them onto the dance floor.

“We can be romantic and eat cheese!” Kennedy protested half-heartedly.

“You like this song,” Jason said, sweeping her into his arms. “One dance and then we can feed each other bites of cheese.”

“It doesn’t have to be cheese,” she replied. “Oh, look at the boys! They’re so cute.”

They were swaying slowly in place near the big tree in the middle of the dance floor, looking deep into each other’s eyes.

“We can’t let them out-cute us!” Jason teased.

“I don’t think the word ‘cute’ ever crossed my mind when it came to you,” Kennedy said thoughtfully.

“Oh?” He spun her under his arm.

“No. More like hot, handsome, jaw-droppingly gorgeous…” She laughed when he flushed. “Okay, maybe now you’re a little cute.”

“Whoa, watch out—” Jason pulled her against him, away from the couple they almost bumped into.

The other couple didn’t move.

Jason frowned. “Are you two alright?” he asked.

Kennedy circled them. “They’re frozen in place,” she observed before scanning the room. Several other people were not moving either. “Tommy,” she breathed, whipping around to the teenagers. They hadn’t moved since the last time she’d looked over at them. “Oh no, mom’s going to kill me!” she groaned.

Read the conclusion


Read more holiday stories while you wait for Chapter 2:

Sharing is awesome!

1 thought on “O Tannen-bomb – Chapter 1/2”

Leave a Comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.