Dr. Seuss’ the Grinch – JenEric Movie Review

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Hello Cinephiles,

Today we’re talking about the 2018 film Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch.

Story

The basic narrative is the same from the original book, cartoon, and the 2000 film. In the 2000 film, you are made to feel bad for the Grinch and his mean ways because he was bullied by Whoville Whos.

This takes a different approach and makes him sad and a little anxious.

This means less kid Grinch, more Cindy-Lou, and more Illumination style gags and gadgets. I liked the addition of Fred the reindeer.

Score: 1

Characters

Jim Carrey said that the Grinch didn’t hate Christmas, he hated people, and that really encapsulates the 2000 movie.

Meanwhile in this one, the Grinch doesn’t hate Christmas, he hates being alone. This makes him a lot more sympathetic and they can play up his being a softy instead of a jerk. It makes for a completely different feel for the movie.

The other characters are also likeable and surprisingly heartfelt.

Score: 1

Dialogue

The dialogue is adorable and has a few very quotable moments, but overall is just okay.

Score: 0.5

Visuals and Music

The movie was lovely and festive. The visuals were typical of the company and pretty good.

The music was good, but I’m not a fan of what they did to the You’re a Mean One, Mr Grinch.

Score: 0.5

Fun

The movie flows from one story element and gag to the next very well. It kept my interest and was fun throughout. Both kids were captivated and me and my wife laughed more than a few times.

Score: 1

Overall

It’s the Grinch. Exactly what it says on the tin, but it’s a much kinder, softer, and more fun Grinch. His heart is two sizes too small, but yours won’t be after watching.

Score: 4 Stars out of 5

Guitar Lessons Part 20

Oct 24: Strumming

I played a lot of the songs from in my binder from my dad today. I’m really enjoying playing these songs and I’m glad I remembered that they existed.

I went hunting for Avril Lavigne songs. Joke intended; the chords are complicated, so I didn’t play any of them.

I haven’t memorized the wedding song yet, but I printed out the lyrics and it’s next to my chair. Maybe I should try highlighting it.

Oct 25: Incomplete

My back was hurting a lot today because instead of my daughter (5yo) attending virtual school today, she made a stop-motion movie. It meant that I wasn’t sitting comfortably, but helping her with the script, storyboard, making props, recording dialogue, and taking pictures. My husband helped her stitch the pictures, dialogue, and music together.

I’ll share the movie tomorrow, I think.

Anyways, all that meant that my back was hurting a lot so I didn’t play guitar for more than fifteen minutes.

To make up for it, I’m going to memorize the first verse of the wedding song.

Oct 26: Music

I had a really good music day today. I made no mistakes at all on the two Halloween songs from the learning app, which was awesome. I did no better or worse on the high level sugar plum fairy song in the learning app, which made me happy.

I played the newly discovered songs again and then recorded one. Here is I Can See Clearly Now by Johnny Nash:

Oct 27: Memorizing

I played the usual songs from the learning app. I actually got 3 stars on all the parts for the sugar plum fairy!

I played several songs from the binder, plus my song. I’m really enjoying having these songs printed and am getting kinda annoyed with the song apps I have. They’re really tiny.

It’s ok. I’ll switch back to liking the apps later on because there’s more variety.

What? I know how I think!

I’m going to try to memorize the chorus of the wedding song today. I’ve got the first verse pretty much down.

I’m hoping that once I have the first verse and chorus memorized, the tune will pop into my head.

We’ll have to see.

Oct 28: I didn’t memorize

I didn’t bring up my binder today, or my song.

I did play my song though. From memory. With no mistakes. So that was pretty great.

I mean, I’ve got a year and a half to get it performance-ready, assuming my book is accepted by my publisher. So I feel like I’ve made good progress lol

I did NOT memorize the first chorus for the wedding song yesterday like I said I would.

I have time.

Provided we finish writing the book by the end of 2021 and it gets accepted by the publisher, it wouldn’t be published until 2024, so I’ve got a LOT of time.

Oct 29: Easy?

I’m finding some of the exercises that I do on guitar are getting easier. It’s really nice.

I think I dreamt about the wedding song last night.

I didn’t have much time to play today.

Making that left turn at New Albion

This story takes place twelve years after the events in Parasomnia, seven years after Everdome, and six years after the event in Night of the Sisters and Stuck in a Cabin for the Holidays.

Both Parasomnia and Everdome are now available at your local book store and our store.


“MERLIN!” screamed all three little girls at once. They were small and graceful and loud. They were obviously sisters, despite their difference in colouring; one being metallic gold, another being black as ebony, and the last being the pale copper of the woman who was watching me with a raised eyebrow.

When I nodded at the woman, the three girls threw themselves at me. We hugged and I desperately tried to remember anything that would give me a hint of what was going on.

At the age of fifteen, I discovered I was destined to be the all-powerful and all-knowing Guardian of Reality known as Merlin. Or Emrys or the prophet Merlinus Ambrosius or Myrdin of Earth and Aether. No pressure right? The frustrating thing was that I’d met my older self and had even looked up to him, which had made the whole thing weird.

“What are we learning today?” asked the golden little girl.

“Well…” I trailed off.

She finished for me, “Ugh, not a review day.”

The woman, who was in her mid- to late-thirties, spoke with a slight accent I didn’t recognize and said, “Jamie, what’s a review day?”

The little girl with ebony skin replied, “It’s a day where he pretends he’s forgotten what he taught us and we have to teach it to him.”

Here’s the thing about being Merlin, it doesn’t happen in order. I haven’t been at it long, it’s hard being a Guardian and having a life. They obviously knew me well, but I had never met them. 

The one thing I’d told myself last time I saw me, yeah, my life is interesting, was that I had to try and fake it as much as possible or we’d lose our mysterious wizard vibes.

“That’s right,” I said. “What was the last thing I taught you?”

The three girls pouted and their mother smirked, “Jamie, Adelaide, and Ajay, please humour him. He’s told me multiple times that teaching someone something is a great way to remember.”

That sounded more like something my father would say, but it was right.

The third little girl said, “You taught us about the importance of the Day of the Sisters and how it wasn’t just our birthday or a reason to party, it was a way for the world to celebrate the light overcoming the dark.”

I had come to this festively decorated castle looking for my sister. She’d taught me a spell that would let me jump between realms, realities connected through magic. I’d expected to arrive where she was, but magic doesn’t care about what I expect.

I’d been studying the realms with my thesis supervisor Mr. Batudev, who was an actual knight of Everdome. This wasn’t Everdome. Though the sky was clear of floating islands, there was a heavy snowfall and lots of clouds.

“Anything else?” I asked.

“You told us that we needed to know the realms and be able to name them,” Jamie said, looking proud of herself.

The woman smiled at me and looked away from the girls as she laughed.

“Right. So go ahead,” I said.

The three girls screamed the answer in perfect, unsettling, unison. “The new realms are Earth, the Fay, Everdome, Make-Believe, and here.”

“It’s important to say the name,” the woman said, winking at me.

“New Albion,” the girls replied. It was a strange realm; the youngest technically, only being a full realm for ten years, but it had its own history that dated back several thousand. It had been created by a group of people with more magical know-how than ethics and was now ruled by a High Queen that was said to be a great ruler and a massive nerd.

I was about to thank Queen Ashley of Cambria, High Queen of New Albion, when the girls continued, “The ancient realms are Asgal, Seidrheim, Mulciber, and the Great Forest.” I’d only heard of one of those outside Norse mythology.

“Alright, girls. I think Merlin has had enough for one day. Why don’t you eat some of that candy from your birthday?”

That reminded me. “Speaking of which, I have something for you girls. It’s not much, but happy birthday.” I reached into the pocket dimension that was built into my jeans and pulled out three chocolate bars. My fiancée loved salted caramel and I always had some on hand for her.

The girls took their chocolates and ran off. After a deep breath, Ashley said, “So you just always have those on you?”

“Yes,” I said, not wanting to say too much.

“Did you know that’s their favourite?”

“I do now,” I replied, which got me a chuckle.

She patted my shoulder and said, “I’m always amazed at how they don’t notice your change of age. Especially now, you’re what? Eighteen?”

“Twenty-two, actually,” I said sheepishly.

Nodding, she said, “You’re not supposed to be here yet. You don’t go off travelling until your nineties.”

I desperately wanted to ask why, but decided it was best not to know my own future. When you know you’re going to live a few thousand years, it’s best not to dwell on what will happen because it’ll inevitably be sad.

“I was looking for—” A portal opened with a loud TARDIS sound next to us and my sister walked through.

“There you are,” she said, almost scolding. “I left you a message to find me.”

Feeling like an idiot, I replied, “I tried.”

“I forget how young you are,” my sister replied. She was my sister, no doubt about it, but she wasn’t the sister from my time. My little sister was just over ten right now and this version of her looked eighteen. I’d never seen a version of her that looked older and that worried me.

“Right, I’m young and naive and you’re the ancient one.” I paused and looked at her eyes. They were tired and I realized she was ancient. “How long do you have?”

Ashley looked awkward and said, “Um. Sorry. Nice to meet you. You must be Morgana.”

“I am and it’s nice to see you again,” my sister said and shook the queen’s hand. Turning back to me, she said, “I need to show you the birth of time in our universes.”

“Why?” both Ashley and I asked.

“Like you guessed, I’m dying and you need to teach my successor.” She was the Guardian of Time.

I didn’t like the idea of my sister dying, but I asked, “Who’s your successor?”

“Me,” she replied and opened a portal.

The TARDIS noise reminded me I had a SD card in my pocket. Giving it to Ashley, I said, “This has seasons ten to thirteen of Doctor Who on it.” 

Ashley squeed and hugged me, saying thank you.

As I left, I added, “Blessed Yule and may your hearts always be warmed by the fires of love and hope.”

As I walked through the gate with Morgana, I wondered what was ahead of me and if I was up to the challenge of teaching her younger self.

“It’s okay, big brother. You’ll do fine.” I hoped she was right; even though she’d lived it, time could always change. 

Vaguely from all around me, I heard the girls’ voices say, “Myrdin, as you walk the paths of time, don’t forget to bring us to life.”

I guess it really was the Day of the Sisters for me. May the Goddess light my way.


Read More holiday stories featuring Merlin:

Gingerbread House

Hello My Imaginary Friends,

We built a gingerbread house. It was a lot of fun and we all managed to to avoid eating the candy before we were done. (So hard)

I have fond memories of building gingerbread houses with my mom and I think we’re on our third or fourth year in a row now.

As much as I like the tradition of making it, I like even better the tradition of eating it.

As it gets older and harder, I’m the only one who will eat it. I dunk it into my coffee. Yum.

Hope you’re enjoying your traditions this holiday season.

Stay safe and be kind,

Éric

Single All the Way – JenEric Movie Review

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Hello Cinephiles,

Today we’re talking about the 2021 film Single All the Way.

Story

The story is a copy paste from so many other Christmas movies. Instead of an ex or childhood friend, it’s a current best friend, but it’s pretty much the same. Even though the story is basic, the final touches are wonderfully queer.

Score: 0.5

Characters

The slightly neurotic big city agent, the small town ski instructor, the overbearing mother trying too hard, the sensitive nice guy, and the overdramatic aunt. All the stereotypes are there and they added a few extra with the meddling teens and the wise dad.

A lot of Christmas movies feel like they forget about the love part of romance and the love in the family around them. This one didn’t and love was very much central and believable.

Score: 1

Dialogue

Oscillating from corny to sweet, the dialogue was perfect for the type of movie. I’m also really impressed at how well the different couples communicated. It would be easy, and typical, to have non-communication caused hijinks. I’m glad they didn’t go that way.

Score: 1

Visuals and Music

The visuals were pretty but generic. The filming was effective and I really liked how they framed the lovey-dovey moments.

The music was pretty good. Lots of Christmas and a few original songs.

Score: 1

Fun

I took particular joy at the teenagers forcing a “There was only one bed” scenario. Obviously the teens are learning their set-up methods from fanfics. I also really liked seeing all the Canadian actors.

My five year old liked it; she really got into the set up. She kept asking why he was going on date with the other guy. My two year old got a little bored.

I appreciated that they avoided angst and awkwardness. I also liked that it was an unabashedly queer and happy story, which is a combination that we need more of.

Score: 1

Overall

This is the happy, queer, and Christmassy movie you’ve been looking for. It’s fun, cute, and honestly really refreshing.

Final Score: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Guitar Lessons Part 19

Oct 18: Chords

I had two minutes to play today. I practiced my chords.

Oct 19: Wedding song

I played a bunch of songs from the app, mostly melody lines. I feel like that helps my finger coordination and individual string picking.

Then to work on chords, I played Get to Know You and a couple Disney songs.

In other news, my music mentor’s wife is also a musician. Since her strength is in words, I sent her the lyrics for the wedding song. She took a look at it yesterday and helped me tighten up the chorus and bridge. She said she loved the story of it.

So I think the lyrics are done! Now I need to figure out the melody.

As I think I’ve mentioned, Get to Know You appeared fully formed in my head, including the melody. So I really feel like I’m starting from scratch with this one.

Should be an interesting ride!

Oct 20: Nervous

I played several melodies from the learning app; 2 Halloween ones, Mozart, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, and Vivaldi.

Then I took requests from the family. That’s always interesting because my daughter always asks for songs I don’t have at first. I ended up playing PuffKiss the Girl, and Get to Know You.

Why am I nervous?

Because I’m nervous to try to put a melody to the wedding song.

I think my first step is to memorize it. Then maybe it’ll be less intimidating.

Oct 21: Requests

Today I asked my family for requests after I played a few songs from the learning app.

My daughter makes very difficult requests.

I have two song apps, one for guitar, which has a lot of older songs, and one for ukulele, which has more variety and a lot of newer songs.

Lately, I’ve been playing a lot of the uke songs on the guitar, because it has the same names for chords. It’s been working pretty well and I often forget that it’s not a guitar app.

Until today.

My daughter asked for Star Wars songs. The Imperial March sounded like it would be fun to play, so I went looking for it.

I found a lot of tabs (single string picking) and no chords. Makes sense, I thought. So I opened a tab.

And then I realized that I was in the uke app because it only had four strings.

Needless to say, I did not play the Imperial March today lol

Oct 22: Procrastinating

I keep delaying printing the wedding song. I’m so nervous about trying to put music to it.

Today I played some melodies from the learning app, some songs, and Get to Know you.

I realized that despite being able to sing along with one of my favourite Taylor Swift songs, I don’t actually know the melody.

So that was interesting.

And by interesting, I mean hilarious.

Oct 23: Old songs

I remembered that I had a binder of several songs that my dad had photocopied for me back in high school when I first tried learning guitar.

So after my learning app, I pulled out the binder. There were some songs that I was very happy to see, most especially The Rose by Amanda McBroom. I had forgotten how romantic that one is.

I think it was a song that I sang in high school choir, because the tune came really easily to my mind as I played. I really enjoyed my playing time today.

Oh, and I printed the wedding song. I’m going to start memorizing it.

Holy Moley! We did it again!

Hello My Imaginary Friends,

I was going to say Oops! We did it again!, but there was no oops; we planned and plotted and then wrote.

Jen and I have finished the second book in the Gates of Westmeath series, Monsters! Incidental Wedding Guests.

I’ve considered writing with someone else in the past, and it’s always felt like more work than it’s worth. I like control of my worldbuilding and I like when my story and characters suddenly go left. I didn’t think I could do that with another writer.

Jen has listened and helped me with my books for over a decade. She knows more about some aspects than I do. (I have a terrible memory.)

It’s been a joy writing with her. Being able to bounce ideas of each other and build on our mutual excitement makes writing more fun. It’s helped eliminate the slump I usually get at the third mark of a book.

It’s not all perfect; we fought a few times over silly things (mostly because of my insecurity and feeling like I didn’t contribute enough words), but overall it was amazing and I can’t wait to do it again. (Okay, I can wait. I’m tired and I need a break.)

The next book we’re writing together is going to be a spin-off of the Elizabeth and the Gates of Westmeath series. I’ve been playing with this idea for over 12 years. It was based on a dream Jen had, so I think it’s fitting that she’s going to co-write. I’m so excited.

We’re planning on writing the next book in the Gates of Westmeath in Fall 2022, around the same time that book one will be published.

I couldn’t dream of a better partner in life, parenting, or writing.

I love you Jen,

Éric

P.S. Jen also wrote about it on her tumblr:


From Jen’s Tumblr

Sixteen years ago, my husband and I decided to officially date. Best decision ever! Married for 12.5 years, two amazing children, six published books, one published game, a fantastic business, and more! Love you so much, husband of mine.

This year, we took a giant step into the next phase of our relationship; in the middle of a pandemic, while homeschooling one child and the other having free reign, we decided to try to write a book together. It ended up working really well. Not only did we finish the first one in 2.5 months, but we got it betaed and submitted to our publisher before June. It was accepted before the end of summer and will be coming out next Fall (2022). Talk about a whirlwind!

But that wasn’t all! We so enjoyed our world that we wrote a collection of short stories in the spring, and then we wrote book 2 this fall. It took us 2 months and a week this time.

This summer, we also decided to both start learning an instrument. I chose guitar and my husband chose ukulele. We also bought a cheap ukulele for the kids to try out and for me to play when the metal strings on my guitar hurt me too much to practice.

All of this, and we’re still very happily married and excited to work together again. Not only do we have two sequels plotted (bare bones), but we have a spin-off that we’re going to start writing in the new year.

I feel so privileged to be able to be creative like this with my husband. He challenges me to try harder and be better every day.

I played my songs today. I tried using a pick for strumming. Not sure I like it. Feels weird.