So… Really?

Hello My Imaginary Friends,

So it’s the year 2022… Year three of the pandemic… It’s starting to feel like this is the year that our government and society give up on caring.

That might sound melodramatic, but as of Wednesday January 20th, Ontario has seen 10,801 deaths (According to Ontario Public Health). If you compare the deaths between the 31st of December and the 20th of January there’s a difference of 595. That means in the past 19 days Ontario is averaging 31 deaths a day. If the trend continues, we’re looking at probably doubling the deaths this year.

Yet despite rising hospital admissions and deaths, the government has sent unvaccinated 4 year olds back to school and is reopening indoor dining. It’s hard to believe this government cares about those of us who are considered high risk. (Babies, Kids, Immunocompromised, Fat, etc.)

I understand that I’m an extremist in my belief that human life is more important than money, economy, or other such things. I truly wish our government would do radical things like significantly increase spending on healthcare and education.

January is a hard month for me and for a lot of other people. So it’s hard to be hopeful right now.

My wife and I are extremely lucky and I thank the fates everyday for the privilege and advantages we have been given. I’m still sad for those that aren’t as lucky.

We will get through this and I hope that it’ll be with minimal loss of life and even less long term trauma.

Stay safe and be kind.

As they say in Everdome, “May your fractured nights be followed by glorious dawns.”

Éric

Hotel Transylvania 4: Transformania – JenEric Movie Review

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Hello Cinephiles,

Today we’re talking about the 2022 film Hotel Transylvania: Transformania.

Story

The story follows traditional comedy pratfalls. It’s all about ego and misunderstanding. As usual, Dracula means well, but screws everything up. The second half is better, but still dependant on the characters reverting to their pre-development stages.

Score: 0

Characters

Dracula is a controlling, narcissistic, and childish character. I did feel bad for him in the jungle though. He learns his lesson, but its a similar one to the last three movies.

As usual, Mavis needs to save the day. The characters were consistent with the previous movies and did grow, but weren’t that interesting this go-around.

I will say that I didn’t really miss Adam Sandler and thought the new guy was fantastic.

Score: 0.5

Dialogue

Where this movie shines is in the one liners and quips. They’re often silly, but there are a few laugh out loud ones.

Score: 1

Visuals and Music

The visuals are good. They didn’t try to change or improve the style, but they did some interesting thing with the crystal cave.

I barely remember the music which means it did what was needed and that’s okay.

Score: 0.5

Fun

Once you get over the stupidity of the main character and that he literally causes all the problems, it’s a fun fluffy movie. Not much here other than the moral of speaking to your spouse before doing something stupid.

The kids loved it and the rest of us had a relaxing movie.

Score: 1

Overall

A possibly superfluous sequel with a lot of the same feel and jokes of the others. It’s fun, but doesn’t break new ground.

Final Score: 3 stars out of 5

Guitar Lessons Part 24

Nov 17: Pleased

Practice went well today. I’m feeling very pleased with how well my strumming is coming along. It feels almost easy, which means I’m probably missing something lol

I feel almost ready to start putting a tune to the wedding song. I’m excited. Still not completely memorized, but that will come with practice.

In other news, I finished the mini basket I made! I’m really pleased with it!

The notes are the first five notes from Get to Know You.

It fits my things perfectly and I’m really happy with it!

Nov 18: Relearning

When I was in high school, I played flute. I was actually pretty good. But I haven’t played in almost two decades (ouch, that made me feel old) and I barely remember how to read music.

Therefore, after playing my song, I decided to work on that.

I pulled out my cheat sheet for the guitar (to know which notes are where on the frets) and opened the Christmas music book. I actually ended up doing fairly well with finger picking. I think this will help me both with familiarizing myself with the notes on the frets and with relearning how to read a treble clef.

So I’m going to alternate this new method with playing songs with chords.

I am satisfied with this plan and I’m looking forward to implementing it.

Nov 19: Christmas chords

I went hunting for Christmas music in my guitar app. I found a couple songs that worked pretty well. It’s strange playing songs that I know so well with a harmony that I don’t particularly know well.

I’ll have to pay more attention when we start playing Christmas music in our house this year.

I’m very much enjoying playing. I know I say that a lot, but I really am.

Nov 20: Nope

Decorating happened today. No guitar.

Therefore, as penance, I will try to memorize the wedding song.

Nov 21: Audience for uke

So today we visited my parents for our traditional Sunday dinner. I decided to bring the tenor ukulele, since my guitar hurt me so much last week.

It proves just how important comfortable seating and a stand for music is.

The uke went well, from my perspective.

According to my husband, it sounded like I was playing at a whisper. I don’t know if it’s because I was more hesitant (secondary instrument) or if it was because I wasn’t strumming as hard because I’m used to the metal strings of my guitar…

I don’t know.

I still feel awkward performing for them.

Nov 22: Some new songs

I played my guitar again today. Some of the songs I played were new to me, and my husband pointed out that I played them much quieter than I did the songs that I knew well.

So I think that solves yesterday’s question with the ukulele.

I didn’t even really notice that I did it.

Shows what confidence will do.

2021 JenEric Movie Reviews

Hello Movie Lovers,

This year I seem to have watched, and reviewed, 53 films. Not bad. Below is a list of them in decending star order. Within each catergory they are in alphabetical order.

5 Stars out of 5

4.5 Stars out of 5

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2 Stars out of 5

1.5 Stars out of 5

1 Star out of 5

Birth of the Aetherverse – Chapter 1 (Serial Story)

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11 | Chapter 12


Chapter 1: The Voices of Time and Reality

The first thing I remember is the voice of a young man saying, “Where are we?”

A second voice answered him, this time a young woman, “It’s not where but when, big brother.”

“Fine, Morgan. When are we?”

“We are at the beginning of our universe. This is the Aether, but the question is, what are those?”

A gentle, dark brown hand picked me up and the young man asked, “Don’t you know?”

“No. You never told me. Spoilers and all that.”

I tried to speak, but with no mouth or body per-say, I couldn’t. “These look a lot like the  Aetheria crystals. Its magic signature feels familiar.” The man finished what he was saying and I felt myself changing.

If you’ve never gone from crystal to humanoid, it sort of feels like the best stretch you’ve ever had. 

The woman, who I saw was dark with beautiful blue eyes said, “Ah. Robin Goodfellow.”

That is my name. I was named by the Guardian of Time. I am Robin, or Puck. Yes, that one, but my old friend William used little but my name.

“If this is the beginning of our universe, where’s Everworld?” the boy asked. He had the scraggly beginnings of a beard and close-cut brown hair. His skin was as dark as his sister’s.

I pointed at a large stone gate that seemed to float in the nothingness that surrounded us.

There were people walking through, lots of people. They were obviously carrying everything they owned into a vast nothingness. I felt bad for them and I didn’t know why.

“Wow. The original settlers of Everworld.” The man sounded awed. 

There were thousands walking through the gate and I started walking towards them, but the woman stopped me. “No, Robin. Those events are already decided and you aren’t part of them.”

I watched them walk away for what seemed like a very long time before seeing one man closing the gate with magic. He looked sad while he clung to two crystals. He turned to us; he and his crystals disappeared, replaced by a ball of golden light.

“I think we just watched the big bang,” Morgan said, her voice serene. 

“What about all these other crystals?” I asked, proud to have finally found my voice. “Are they like me?”

There were five other crystals, one of which had been shattered into three pieces. Morgana said to her brother, “Pick them up, you’ll know their names.”

In order, he picked them up and named them, “Oberon, Titania, Mav, and Peaseblossom.” As he touched and named them they became real and flesh like me. 

Oberon was of brown skin with a deep red beard, I knew him then as the king of all Fay, even if there were only five of us. His first sound was a deep rumble of laughter, it flowed from him and filled the Fay realms with water.

Titania was dark skinned and the queen of the day. Her eyes and smile became the sun.

Mav was as pale as the moonlight, queen of night and shadows. Her hair blanketed the night. 

Peaseblossom wasn’t tall and statuesque like the other three, they were short and furtive looking like a rabbit caught in the open. From them came all the plants and wildlife. They were the monarch of nature.  

They all looked at me expectantly. What was I compared to the kings and queens? I was all the rest, I was magic, hope, joy, luck, power, cunning, and everything in between. I wasn’t a king or queen, I was the first Fay lord. From me came the Fay themselves, in all their many forms and failures.

To the three pieces of the last crystal, Merlin whispered,” Charites, Horae, and Moirai, the Three Sisters. You belong in Everworld.” Their forms didn’t fill out, instead turning into balls of light that sped towards where Everworld had been.

“What are we?” I asked Merlin.

He looked pensive and answered, “You are souls made of magic from the old realms. You were brought here to kickstart a new universe where magic wasn’t based on the spiritual energy of its people, but was a fundamental element of the universe.”

Morgana cocked her head sideways and asked, “How did you figure it out? It took me millennia of studying the old texts.”

“My thesis supervisor told me. He lived through the Fay and Mulciber wars.” He looked at us and shrugged before adding, “Oops. Spoilers.”

Something about the word, Mulciber, made me shiver in disgust and fear. An image of a long line of metal, snaking around a mountain, popped into my mind. 

“So what do we do now?” asked Oberon. 

“Be Fay,” said Merlin. When we looked confused, he added, “You get to decide what that means and try to be kind.”

Oberon, Titania, and Mav scoffed at Merlin’s comment, but I’m not sure they understood it. Peaseblossom had wandered off part way through the conversation and was talking to a tree.

“Goodbye and good luck.” Merlin turned to Morgana and asked, “Is this where you…”

Giving him a dirty look, she replied, “No, it’s further in. Follow me.” They walked into the forest and they hugged each other. It was the kind of hug where they knew they’d never see each other again. As they hugged, the world melted around her and everything went a little distorted. Both of them disappeared.

That forest and it’s boundaries where Morgana died became the Deep realms of Fay, a place of wild magic and even wilder temporal effects. 

An old man walked out of the forest and looked at us in surprise. He looked like Merlin, but much older. His brown scruff had become a white beard, his brown skin turned a little grey, but his eyes hadn’t changed; they were still filled with mischief and curiosity. 

He smiled and said, “Oh my. I’ve gone a little too far back this time. Glad I stopped or I would have met myself. That would be awkward.”

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While you wait for the next chapter, check out the previous serial stories:


Read more about Merlin in his Holiday Stories

Ron’s Gone Wrong – JenEric Movie Review

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Hello Cinephiles,

Today we’re talking about the 2021 film Ron’s Gone Wrong.

Story

Ignoring the fact that technology just doesn’t work like the movie portrays, there’s a lot about the movie that really bothers me. The basic premise is cool, but the world building went from ridiculously accurate to completely unbelievable really quickly.

The idea of spontaneously developing artificial intelligence has been done before. The movie doesn’t even acknowledge that it happens, going for a weird commentary on social media instead.

Score: 0.5

Characters

The tech CEO and his partner felt underplayed while the family, kids, cops, were all overdone. The main character doesn’t learn to embrace and love his culture and family so much as tolerate and use them. The kids are all shown as having social media addictions and the cure wasn’t logical.

Old east-block grandma that is completely unhinged was a character type that was overplayed in the 80’s; now it just comes off as anti-immigrant.

Ron was funny but obviously dangerous, and that was never addressed.

Score: 0

Dialogue

The dialogue was clever and had a lot of references to older movies in the same genre. I liked the literalness of Ron and how they showed him grow in understanding language.

Score: 1

Visuals and Music

This was a well animated movie with some great concepts. Bubble was well designed and unique and the colourfulness of the B-bots was awesome.

The score was so much more epic than expected and really helped punch up the emotion.

Score: 1

Fun

I just couldn’t help wondering where all the adult’s B-bots were. I don’t care if they were made for kids, we all know people would buy some for themselves. People who truly have trouble making friends are the 30+ crowd, not kids.

My daughter and son both got bored part way through.

Beyond that, the movie was entertaining, but left me uncomfortable at the lack of comeuppance for the tech company’s misdeeds, the release of a rogue AI, and the deflection of serious social media issues.

I don’t think this will be a rewatching kind of movie.

Score: 0

Overall

The movie tries really hard to go beyond slapstick comedy and doesn’t succeed. It’s a fun movie if you don’t think about it, but it misses the mark on serious issues and ethics. The conclusion felt trite and horrifying instead of heartwarming. However, there are quite a few good gags and jokes along the way.

Final Score: 2.5 stars out of 5

Guitar Lessons Part 23

Nov 11: I keep forgetting to do these

I play at 10am until 11am, because that’s when my daughter’s first recess is (she’s in virtual school and in Sr kindergarten, so I have to supervise). But sometimes I don’t remember to write my post about it until 9pm.

Today was understandable, it was Remembrance Day. At 11, when she returned to the classroom, it was time to honour the soldiers that fought for our freedom.

Thank you.

Nov 12: Lemonade Mouth

Yesterday, I put on the Disney TV movie Lemonade Mouth for my kids. I intended to write while they watched it, but it hooked me, even though I’ve seen it before.

And it made me realize I didn’t have any of their music saved in my apps.

I fixed that before the movie was over.

So I played it today. It rather, attempted. It’s really hard to play a song if you aren’t super familiar with the melody or harmony. I’ll work on it.

On the plus side, my learning app, my song, and the random songs I played went well today

Nov 13: Memorizing

I didn’t play today. Too much life stuff going on.

So tonight, I worked on memorizing the wedding song.

It’s getting there, slowly. A melody is starting to form. We’ll see how that goes. I find it a little bland right now, so I’ll tinker with it for a bit.

Nov 14: Arranging

I played at my parent’s again today. My sister was there too. I don’t know why an extra person makes me even more nervous, but it did.

It went well though.

We rearranged my corner today.

My corner is the spot next to where I sit. It had a lot of kids books (still does) and art that my kids gave me (which have now been moved somewhere else) because I really wanted to put my guitar there. It looks so pretty and now I get to see it.

My daughter helped me build the bookshelf. It was fun to do it with her.

Nov 15: New week

Our routine is always all over the place on the weekends, so often I don’t have a chance to play guitar, or I only play a bit.

It means that when Monday rolls around, and I play from my learning app, my scores end up being really low.

It’s kinda frustrating, but I try not to pay too much attention to the scores.

I found a bunch of Christmas songs in my guitar app. I’m enjoying them.

Nov 16: Not feeling well

I wasn’t feeling great this morning, so rather than play guitar, I worked on the melody line for Get to Know You.

Because I don’t know if you know this, but I’m very extra.

(Says the person who learned how to play guitar so that she could play the song she wrote for her book.)

I’m crocheting myself a tiny basket to hold my guitar accessories like my capo, picks, and cleaning cloth.

And I got this brilliant idea to make it look like a music staff, but of course I can’t just throw music notes on there, they have to actually play a song!

So I’m trying to figure out the melody in order to put it on this basket.

I downloaded a piano app on my phone, which worked quite well, tbh.

So that’s what I did during my music time today.

Dear Pegasus – Baths

Hello My Little Pegasus,

A few months ago, you had shellfish in pasta sauce. You had a really bad night. From that and another incident, we have been assuming that you have an intolerance. (No breathing issues or hives, just puking and upset stomach.) We’ll have to get you tested post Covid, but until then, we’ve been trying to avoid it.

Unfortunately, we gave you some food a two weeks ago that had been cooked with shrimp. You didn’t puke, but you had really bad diarrhea. I was tired and very surprised and I didn’t react great. I had to bring you to the other bathroom and clean you there, a quick shower seemed the right idea, but I think it might have been a little traumatizing for you.

Unrelated but adorable picture of Pegasus sleeping.

So baths haven’t been much fun lately. You seem terrified you’ll poop in the tub unless you’ve already pooped. Even then, you don’t seem to enjoy and play the way you did before the incident. I’m sorry I didn’t handle it well and I hope I haven’t ruined baths for you.

This weekend, you watched Dragon’s bath and she had a great time, so hopefully that will help. I’ll probably try a bath with both of you together and see how that goes.

I hope we can go back to you loving the water. It’s hard to bathe you when you don’t want to be.

Time will tell.

I love you little Pegasus,

Papa